Coffee Day

September 29 is coffee day.

190 Coffee Quotes to Start Your Day

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. – Anonymous

A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it. – Anonymous

A good day starts with a great cup of coffee. – Anonymous

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. – Alfred Renyi

A morning without coffee is like sleep. – Anonymous

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better. – Justina Chen, North of Beautiful

Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better. – Justina Headley

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks. – Holly Black, Ironside

All of us need our coffee in the morning, right? Right! – Anonymous

All you need is love and a cup of coffee. – Anonymous

Another day, another cup of coffee. – Anonymous

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? – Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee. – Anonymous

But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee. – David Lynch

But first, coffee. – Anonymous

But first, let me drink my coffee. – Anonymous

Caffeine- It maintains my sunny personality. – Anonymous

Coffee and chocolate make it all better. – Anonymous

Coffee and conversation are the ultimate pair. – Anonymous

Coffee can be sweet or bitter depending on its temperature… just like people! – Anonymous

Coffee helps me maintain my ‘never killed anyone streak.’ – Anonymous

Coffee helps you think faster and clearer and work better – Anonymous

Coffee is a beautiful, complex beverage that has everything to do with the people you share it with. – Anonymous

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais

Coffee is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays. – Anonymous

Coffee is a hug in a mug. – Anonymous

Coffee is a language in itself. – Jackie Chan

Coffee is a language in itself. – Jackie Chan

Coffee is a liquid hug for your brain. – Anonymous

Coffee is a lot like being an adult—you have to do it, but it’s not always fun. – Anonymous

Coffee is a morning hug in a mug.

Coffee is a perfect place to start your day. It’s just enough to re-energize and get you going. – Anonymous

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. – Terry Pratchett

Coffee is always a good idea. – Anonymous

Coffee is coffee. But if you make it well, it can be art. – Anonymous

Coffee is just a little social boost. – Anonymous

Coffee is love and love is life, so let’s get together over a cup of joe. – Anonymous

Coffee is more than just a drink. It’s an experience. – Anonymous

Coffee is my love language. – Anonymous

Coffee is not a drink, it’s a moment. – Anonymous

Coffee is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Anonymous

Coffee is the answer to all problems. – Anonymous

Coffee is the answer, but I don’t know the question. – Anonymous

Coffee is the best medicine. – Anonymous

Coffee is the best part of waking up. – Anonymous

Coffee is the best thing in life because it brings people together. – Anonymous

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. – Terri Guillemets

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

Coffee is the fuel that keeps me going. – Anonymous

Coffee is the gasoline of life. – Anonymous

Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. – Michael Scott, The Office

Coffee is the ultimate stress reliever. – Anonymous

Coffee is the universal language. – Anonymous

Coffee keeps me going until it’s time to stop. – Anonymous

Coffee owns me, and I’m fine with that. – -Anonymous

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams

Coffee, because adulting is hard. – Anonymous

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson

Coffee: the most powerful thing in the universe. Move over Thanos. – Anonymous

Coffeeology: Espresso yourself. So many blends, so little time. Take life one sip at a time, and stay grounded. Better latte than never. Take time to smell the cover. – Anonymous

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? – Jean Kerr

Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream. – Anonymous

Don’t speak to me until I’ve had my coffee. – Anonymous

Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing. – Anonymous

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

Espresso yourself! – Anonymous

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. – David Lynch

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee. – Anonymous

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. – Anonymous

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Good friends and great coffee make the perfect blend. – Anonymous

Happiness is a warm cup of coffee. – Anonymous

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something. – Josephine Baker

How do you take your coffee? – Anonymous

Humanity runs on coffee. – Anonymous

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. – Flash Rosenberg

I can’t function until I’ve had my coffee. – Anonymous

I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine! – Howard Schultz

I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing. Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. – Anonymous

I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t. – Martha Quinn

I have a love affair with coffee. – Anonymous

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – S. Eliot

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. – Burt Lancaster

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up at night. – Jarod Kintz

I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. – Jac Vanek

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. – Abigail Reynolds

I love the smell of fresh coffee in the morning. – Anonymous

I need my coffee like I need air to breathe. – Anonymous

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Reagan

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. – Clark Gable

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. – Harry Mahtar

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. – Terri Guillemets

I put coffee in my coffee. – Anonymous

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

I run on coffee and dreams. – Anonymous

I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee. – J. Lynn, Wait for You

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. – Howard Schultz

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. – Napoleon Bonaparte

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. – Louisa May Alcott

I’m not saying I’m addicted to coffee, but I don’t know what I’d do if I couldn’t get my daily cup of caffeine. – Anonymous

I’d never met coffee that wasn’t wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was. – Laurell K. Hamilton

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. – Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Baileys straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. – Megan Mullally

I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door. – J.D. Salinger

Iced coffee is better than no coffee at all. -Unknown

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all. – David Letterman

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln

If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. – Anonymous

It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee. – Gabriel Bá

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

It’s more than a cup of coffee… It’s a way to catch up with a friend. – Anonymous

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors

It’s coffee o’clock. – Anonymous

It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw. – Anonymous

Just brewed happiness in a cup! – Anonymous

Keep calm and drink coffee. – Anonymous

Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future. – Ian Somerhalder

Let’s get some coffee, and then let’s get some more coffee. – Anonymous

Life begins after coffee. – Anonymous

Life happens, coffee helps. – Anonymous

Life is like a cup of coffee. It’s not enough just to be hot, there has to be some kick to it. – Anonymous

Life is short, drink good coffee. – Anonymous

Life is too short for bad coffee. – Anonymous

Life is too short to drink bad coffee. – Anonymous

Life without coffee is like a broken pencil – pointless – Anonymous

Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet. – Anonymous

Life’s too short to drink bad coffee. – Anonymous

Listen, before I had my coffee, I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today, either.

Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow. – Meik Wiking, The Little Book of Hygge

May your coffee kick in before reality does. – Anonymous

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine. – Anonymous

My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me. – Anonymous

My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that. – Jarod Kintz

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’ – Cherise Sinclair, Master of the Mountain

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. – Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

Nothing says coffee like six in the morning. – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

Oh, the hours I’ve spent in coffee shops, reading and writing. – Anonymous

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. – Fran Drescher

People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy! – Anonymous

Reading in bed can be heaven, assuming you can get just the right amount of light on the page and aren’t prone to spilling your coffee or cognac on the sheets. – Stephen King, On Writing

Rise and grind, it’s coffee time! – Anonymous

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. – Earl Wilson

Seven days without coffee makes one WEAK. – — Anonymous

Some coffee, plus some thinking, equals some great ideas. – Anonymous

Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping. – Anonymous

Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed. – Anonymous

Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. – Charles J. Sykes

The best coffee should be like an old friend: warm and comforting, with just enough bite to keep you on your toes. – Anonymous

The best coffees are the ones that taste like a conversation – Anonymous

The best thing about this job is the coffee break. – Anonymous

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. And that’s what coffee gives me every morning! – Anonymous

The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. – Anonymous

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank. – Sir James MacKintosh

The road to success is paved in coffee. – Anonymous

There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee. – Anonymous

There’s never a wrong time to have a coffee. – Anonymous

There’s nothing like a good cup of coffee ☕ to get you going in the morning. – Anonymous

This left me alone to solve the coffee problem—a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight. – David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away! – Anonymous

To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one’s fling from time to time, smoke one’s pipe, and drink one’s coffee in peace. Vincent Van Gogh

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman

Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee. – Anonymous

Wanna hear a joke? Decaf. – Anonymous

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman

We take our coffee breaks seriously. – Anonymous

We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. – Jerry Seinfeld

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee? Anthony Trollope, The Warden

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee. – Anonymous

When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee. – Anonymous

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool. – Barista Life

Without coffee, nothing gets written. Period. – Nancy Kress

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of roast goat. – Johann Sebastian Bach

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. – Johann Sebastian Bach

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that’s pretty close. – Anonymous

You can’t spell coffee without me, so let’s get some! – Anonymous

You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together. – Adam Gopnik

You should know that before 10 am, no matter what the question is, my answer is always coffee. – Anonymous

You’re brew-tiful. – Anonymous